sometimes I forget that Americans have to pay for university upfront like what the fuck is that are u guys ok
No we’re not okay.
We’re not okay at all.
"god i wish we had summers like austral—"
NO YOU DON’T
NOT ALL AUSTRALIANS:
- Are tanned
- Drink copious amounts of alcohol
- Like sport
- Can magically surf
- Say G’Day Mate
- Have ridden an emu to school at least once
shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves